A Symphony Orchestra
				
			
					 
			In 1983 David Perlman heard tell of Bryce the Toymaker from one
					of my patrons, and called to ask if I could do a caricature of
					a horse playing cello. David is a professional quality amateur
					fiddler who plays informally with YoYo Ma, and Ma means horse
					in Chinese. I said, "Sure," and the game was off and running. 
					
					 
				 
					
				
			
					 
			
					 
					
						YoYo 
					David loved the horse, and decided what he really wanted was an
					entire orchestra, to be confabulated and carved over time, maybe
					a lifetime. He and his wife Jackie began imagining players, and
					we'd have long fanciful phone consultations about wooden music. 
				
				
			
					 
			Our second musician was a fiddler dog on a tricycle. Where you'd
					pushed YoYo's tail up and down to get him to play, the dog would
					pedal and fiddle as you rolled his trike around. 
					
					 
				
						Fiddler Dog 
					
				
			
					 
			
					 
					
						Fox Horn 
					Next we mounted a fox in hunting costume on a charger, and gave
					him a French horn to blow. 
				
				
			
					 
			We decided that the King of Beasts should play the King of Instruments,
					and I fabricated a rosewood piano for him. When you work his tail
					up and down he throws back his head and roars. Rock him side to
					side and he pounds those 88s. Wild. 
					
					 
				
						King of Beasts 
					
				
			
					 
			
					 
					
						Panther on Harp 
					We dressed up a lady panther in an evening gown and had her serenade
					a cardinal on a golden harp. Another tail-driven device. 
				
				
			
					 
			Jackie wanted to surprise David with a performer for his birthday
					one year. He's a Taurus, and likes to sail, so we designed a sailing
					fiddler who was bullheaded. 
					
					 
				
						Bull on Violin 
					
				
			
					 
			
					 
					
						Rhino on Tuba 
					One of our ambitions is to give each musician more personality
					than the last. To constantly one-up myself. Over time the detailing
					and style of the players has evolved with my mastery, but it's
					still a challenge to surpass my previous effort. This saggy-baggy
					rhino was a triumph, or at least an umph. His ears wiggle when
					you pump his tail.  
				
				
			
					 
			Another challenge of doing a series is to keep them in the same
					scale. I have a lot of trouble with size: my pieces seem to grow
					with the years, and have minds of their own about how big. This
					wildebeast on drums had to hunch over to stay under the design
					ceiling. 
					
					 
				
						Gnu on tympani 
					
				
			
					 
			
					 
					
						Boar on Xylophone 
					Then the boar had to get in his licks, and I put him on a block
					of ice to chill out. 
				
|  Baboonini.. | 
							When it came time to hire a conductor for this orchestra, Baboonini was the obvious choice. |  ..takes a bow |